Yifan and Xiyan: A talk show for unborn children

editor’s notes:

The final report of the “October Pregnancy” elective project, a talk show prepared without telling me, discussing topics related to women in the workplace and childbirth, not only brought tears to my eyes that day, won applause from the audience, but also subtly helped our society Chong Bajin earned a huge amount of funds for sterilization. On behalf of Mudun, I would like to thank the eternal sisters Yifan and Xiyan. You have brought me far more than I have taught you.

——From project director Lin Wenping

 written in front 

The “October Pregnancy” speech was jointly conceived and discussed by two members of the project team, Yifan and Xiyan, in the form of a talk show, while paying tribute to Farage’s “Letter to an Unborn Child”. This article is an updated version of the speech.

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(The following is the full text of the speech)

Dear Unborn Child,

Hello, I am Aunt Yifan.

I am Aunt Xiyan.

What we bring to you is

Electives for your mother Bottle (Lin Wenping):

Pregnant October project report.

Regarding why this project was started,

The reasons for the bottle are:

One is to echo her life and death class last semester,

both death and birth

To be known, to be examined, to be blessed.

Second, based on the principle of local materials,

As a pregnant woman, if there is no class at this time, when will I wait?

Third, childbirth involves common sense in all aspects,

Meets project standards for the Curious Learning Community.

Although none of us cared about the science in it,

Except the bottle.

So what exactly is our focus?

We drop other projects,

What was the reason for choosing this project?

One is because of its public nature,

Fertility involves a lot with our

relevant social issues.

Second, because of its uniqueness and scarcity,

Chi Xiao has writing projects every year,

But you don’t necessarily have younger siblings.

The third is to be moved by the sincerity, bravery and dedication of the bottle,

We were still online at the time,

The bottle pointed the camera at the belly,

Sunshine said confidently: “This is my teaching aid.”

Yes, that’s you.picture

Picture: “October Pregnancy” project team member – Xiyan

in conclusion,

none of us is holding

It comes from the good expectation of nurturing life.

(except the bottle)

But we’re really looking forward to your birth,

Hope to meet you soon.

We do a few things for this:

In order to improve the health of pregnant women bottles

quality of life and happiness index,

We interrogated relatives and friends from far and wide,

And videotape.

I don’t know you in my stomach,

Is it the same as us that we don’t recognize our relatives.

Our soul torture includes but is not limited to:

What do you think of men during childbearing

What responsibilities should be assumed?

What did you share with this?

What else are you going to do?

Do you call it help?

Have you taken action yet?

Or just think about it?

During the interrogation process, some relevant persons,

Eyes dodge, afraid to face the camera,

The 1.8 meter tall man shrunk into a big ball,

He seemed guilty of his usual inaction.

But with a growth mindset,

They changed their ways,

Your father, Lao Jiang, picked up the

“Lilac Mom: A Scientific Guide to Pregnancy”

Open it from the middle.

Uncle Big Eyes and Uncle Wang Qi proactively

shared the work of the bottle,

Although it is not known how well they are currently performing,

But better not live up to our expectations.picture

Picture: Members of the “October Pregnancy” project team interviewed Chi Xiao

At the same time, we also collected

their views on relevant issues,

Chi Xiao, the wild daddy whose daughter was just born, is hearing

When asking whether maternity leave should be given to male employees,

What a great question to realize.

Uncle Big Eyes is all for holidays of any kind,

Whether it’s summer vacation or maternity leave for men.

Uncle Wang Qi thinks he has an obligation

Play games online with future children,

And I look forward to chasing and intercepting him in the game.

Sister Gao Shan, because of the environment,

I don’t want to choose to have children.

So she will be forever sister.

Brother Xiao Gao, because of his own reasons,

I don’t want to choose to have children.

blurted out, too troublesome,

Quite troublesome.

Uncle Little Heiqiu, Uncle Qijin and Mother Siyuan,

For various ill-fated reasons

Couldn’t talk to you.

But what we dropped from Uncle Qijin

In just a few words, he understood his childbearing wishes:

He also wants to be an eternal brother.

Because expensive,

Because expensive.

But Uncle Qijin changed his mind later,

He seems to think he’s going to be abused in a nursing home,

I wish him a happy old age.

The two of us talked a lot to the camera

Seven seven eight eight, talk eloquently, give pointers,

Excited, chattering,

Point out the direction for the future development of the fertility industry.

I hope you will cherish it when you grow up

This piece of early video data,

Don’t be ignorant of good and bad.

if you like,

Remember to get us out of the nursing home later,

Grateful.picture

Picture: “October Pregnancy” project team member – Yifan

You will have many opportunities to see us in the future,

If one day, Uncle Wang Qi tells you,

His children disdain to play games,

Desperate, he invites you to connect with him,

you can tell him

Learn to care more.

If one day,

Wild Daddy Chi Xiao gave it to you

Life Advice Eight Character Proverbs

“Puppy love, early marriage, early birth and multiple births”

You can choose to say to him:

“It’s not your birth!”

“How about your next life?”

If one day,

You met Uncle Qijin, Uncle Little Black Ball

and Siyuan’s mother,

I hope you will carry on our legacy,

use our list of questions

Forced confessions one by one.picture

Figure: Bajin

By the way, there is Brother Bajin (a cat adopted by the community),

Became a father at a young age.

Although he has no such conscience,

But we decided to give him the locked out

Wife and children have one confession and one fairness.

It will be forcibly sterilized before spring,

lest he go out and commit crimes again.

Our charity stand is over there,

There are eight catties of postcards on the booth,

Eight catties are recorded on the postcard

From broken gong voice to show talker

The bits and pieces of the singer,

Welcome everyone to sterilize Ba Jin

Do your part.picture

Photo: Works booths and charity sales booths in the Curiosity Market

Although we are not sure how much it will cost,

But you can’t buy it at a loss, you can’t buy it at a loss,

If you buy it, you are the shareholder of our great sterilization business.

You let Bajin no longer move towards

Some void direction screams hollowly,

You let Bajin’s own mother, Sister Yin

No longer pointing at Ba Jin and cursing and yelling,

You made Sansheng Township one less

or a few

The poor single parent cat mother who has no way to redress her grievances,

You let Sansheng Township lose a few more

or a dozen

Poor, homeless single-parent kitten.

Thanks!

There is no need to rush to buy first,

We still have things to confess.

A bottle mother will take you to the hospital regularly,

There are a lot of your future buddies out there.

We were also lucky enough to go there once,

Experience the atmosphere of a maternity hospital firsthand.picture

Figure: Understand the process of prenatal inspection

You were born into a relatively lucky family,

Your father, Lao Jiang, single-handedly

Slightly increased the proportion of men in maternity hospitals.

Lao Jiang’s father resolutely sacrificed his entertainment time,

opened again on the spot

“Lilac Mom: A Scientific Guide to Pregnancy”

Open it from the middle.

We also resolutely sacrifice entertainment time,

Conducted fieldwork in the hospital.

We took the glucose water left in the bottle,

I think it’s quite delicious.

So I hid in the mother’s and baby’s room and got bored.

We found that in the vending machine,

Only Wangzai milk has risen to 6 yuan,

aware of the brand name

The meaning of blessing in this space.

When we inspected the end of a building corridor,

I saw the andrology clinic, artificial insemination,

words such as semen collection,

understand the three men in line

The reason for chasing us with strange eyes.picture

Picture: The bottle is introducing the production inspection report

We received a leaflet from the confinement center,

Impressively printed on it is made

An ad for postpartum skinny without the need for anxiety.

we walked in only women

The obstetrics outpatient area that can only be entered,

The staff blocking the door did not ask for a medical examination form.

It is a health code and a nucleic acid report.

We pretended to be pregnant women, and the soldiers split into two groups,

talk to real pregnant women,

Almost exposed, almost exposed.

But we decided to use a growth mindset,

supplement related knowledge,

When you are free, treat people as rude

The stumbled female college student,

Change another hospital to score twice and create another glories.

The bottle is after working in the medical examination department for the whole morning,

The first mother who passed the blood sugar level.

To celebrate,

We went to a nearby big shopping mall for a good meal,

really delicious,

It is worthy of the efforts of the bottle on a daily scientific diet.picture

Picture: Delicious meal after the investigation of the obstetrics and gynecology hospital

Although the bottle is the protagonist,

It’s the one with the most taboos,

So you in the belly,

I also failed to taste the signature roast duck of this store,

But we abide by the good family rules of caring for food for you,

All eaten up.

This meal improved our

Quality of life and happiness index meals,

Thanks to you too,

In your light,

thanks for treatment.

before starting,

We all just want to be sisters forever.

After it’s over, we,

I still want to be my sister forever.

But we do feel the wonder of childbirth.

Picture: After the report, Yifan and Xiyan communicated with the audience

If one decides to be a mother,

Although never met,

But use your own life to contain another life,

This really cannot but belong to the mother alone,

An umbilical cord that cannot really be taken away.

We also realize that

the arrival of a child

The responsibilities that come with both parents are great.

They run up and down the hospital,

Just to ensure that you can come to us safely.

They learn all kinds of knowledge, do all kinds of homework,

Just to make your stay more comfortable when you first arrive.

We have also seen the deep dedication of mother bottle for you,

Witness you grow into a conspicuous big watermelon.

This work is undoubtedly worthy of respect,

Unfortunately, this is often not the case.

Even if being a mother isn’t a trade,

It’s not an obligation,

It is only one of many rights that should be possessed,

However, whether or not this right is exercised,

Women have to face various,

from family and society,

Structural problems stemming from gender inequality.

And such a system,

Pushes most women toward childbearing.

So, reproductive rights are actually

It also failed to be fully in the hands of women.

After giving birth, women are often seen as

The party that should take the initiative to return to the family,

economically weaker.

In the family, their physical pain and psychological burden

are often overlooked,

Difficult to get the respect and sharing it deserves.

Instead, the number of children

And unreasonable factors such as gender,

Materialized as a womb outright.

But it shouldn’t be.

We need a more equal and freer world.picture

Figure: Messages from the audience

Our strength may be insignificant,

But we still stand here,

made this speech,

I hope you can pay attention to relevant issues,

Pay more attention to your side, whether you choose it or not

Fertile, living females.

We sincerely hope that

You can come to a better world,

In the end, we have a long way to go.

This is Sister Forever Yifan,

And forever sister Xiyan.